Call yourself a man? You do? Do you even know what a real man is? Are you a six-foot-one Adonis who wears all the latest fashions, moisturises regularly, visits spas for pleasure and never does anything wrong? Or do you drink twenty pints every Friday night, guzzle a kebab on the way home and then fart yourself to sleep? It's time to stop being the man everyone expects you to be and be the one you want to be.
Learn how to:
Pick locks, safes and chastity belts
Disappear without a trace in 24 hours
Win a gun fight
Survive the wild
Ride a wall of death
Work a 4-hour week
Survive any crisis
Make things go boom
Drive cars sideways
Be a great dad
…and, of course, drive a tank.
Fast-paced and funny, this is the ultimate bible for the modern man.
